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F, Marry, Kill #3 - Star Trek babes - a Monday morning inane thread.
08-01-2011, 09:13 AM
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F, Marry, Kill #3 - Star Trek babes - a Monday morning inane thread.
I tried to keep this one contemporary and not include any chicks from the Original Series.

First up: Jeri Ryan, the hot Borgette from "Voyager":
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Next: Jolene Blalock, the Vulcan sex kitten from "Enterprise":
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Finally, Zoe Saldana, the young "Uhura" with the gifted tongue:
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08-01-2011, 09:18 AM
Post: #2
RE: F, Marry, Kill #3 - Star Trek babes - a Monday morning inane thread.
This one is tough because there are no bad choices:

Marry Jolene Blalock because she's the hottest one (but we are talking about a very small difference of "hotness") and if she stays in character, she'll remain logical and not emotional - and it'll be fun trying to pull the emotions out of her.

F Jeri Ryan - all that sexual knowledge she assimilated as a Borg. I'm not sure I'd survive the weekend. But she also assimilated a galaxy's worth of how to be a pain-in-the-ass, so if I didn't F her and dump her, for sure I'd have to kill her.

Which leaves Zoe Saldana to be killed (which sucks). Someone's gotta go, right? I'd just beam her into deep space without telling her what was up. That way she'd feel no pain.

But I'd like to bend the rules a bit and F her too, before I kill her.

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08-01-2011, 09:41 AM
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RE: F, Marry, Kill #3 - Star Trek babes - a Monday morning inane thread.
I'd marry Jeri Ryan, I would love to be assimilated into her collective if you get my Star Trek jargon.

I'd frak Jolene Blalock, she is just not someone I'd want to marry but I'd date her for a while.

I'd kill Zoe, she's not my type of girl based on her physique.

I love pussy, I love biatches, dude I should be runnin' PETA.
I am a follower of the Kobe System.
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08-01-2011, 10:00 AM
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RE: F, Marry, Kill #3 - Star Trek babes - a Monday morning inane thread.
I have them in the same order, but after I kill Zoe, I'd send the coffin to that planet where Spock went when he died. Then I'd bring her back to life like they did to Spock, and I'd F her (Zoe).
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08-01-2011, 11:00 AM (This post was last modified: 08-01-2011 11:00 AM by lengnert.)
Post: #5
RE: F, Marry, Kill #3 - Star Trek babes - a Monday morning inane thread.
I'm sorry, 'Burg, there is absolutely nothing INANE about this thread! LOL

More like insane (in terms of hotness!!!), would be an appropriate adjective.

I always had a "thing" for Jeri Ryan. Noone filled out a Star Trek uniform like she did (with much respect Counselor Troi).

   

I would have to say, marry Jeri, "F" Solana and Kill the Jolene.
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08-01-2011, 11:06 AM
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RE: F, Marry, Kill #3 - Star Trek babes - a Monday morning inane thread.
I agree about Counselor Troi as well. I just had a thing for all the Star Trek babes, including Doctor Beverley Crusher, and even....Capt. Janeway, and even the others in Star Trek: Enterprise.

I love pussy, I love biatches, dude I should be runnin' PETA.
I am a follower of the Kobe System.
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08-01-2011, 11:37 AM
Post: #7
RE: F, Marry, Kill #3 - Star Trek babes - a Monday morning inane thread.
Something I always wondered while watching Star Trek.......what do boobs look like in Zero gravity?
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08-01-2011, 11:41 AM
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RE: F, Marry, Kill #3 - Star Trek babes - a Monday morning inane thread.
laugh That is a very good question!

Wait, they have artificial gravity...cfguard

I love pussy, I love biatches, dude I should be runnin' PETA.
I am a follower of the Kobe System.
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08-01-2011, 12:49 PM
Post: #9
RE: F, Marry, Kill #3 - Star Trek babes - a Monday morning inane thread.
Can I F all three,then decide? idk

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08-01-2011, 01:07 PM
Post: #10
RE: F, Marry, Kill #3 - Star Trek babes - a Monday morning inane thread.
I would turn Turk so that I could marry all of them and, in accordance with the Koran, service them equally and often.
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08-01-2011, 01:11 PM
Post: #11
RE: F, Marry, Kill #3 - Star Trek babes - a Monday morning inane thread.
RougeRiver;118647 Wrote:I would turn Turk so that I could marry all of them and, in accordance with the Koran, service them equally and often.

THIS!!!!!!

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08-01-2011, 02:14 PM
Post: #12
RE: F, Marry, Kill #3 - Star Trek babes - a Monday morning inane thread.
greyhairedpete;118543 Wrote:I have them in the same order, but after I kill Zoe, I'd send the coffin to that planet where Spock went when he died. Then I'd bring her back to life like they did to Spock, and I'd F her (Zoe).

THATis ingenius!!!

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08-01-2011, 02:47 PM (This post was last modified: 08-01-2011 02:47 PM by The 'Burg.)
Post: #13
RE: F, Marry, Kill #3 - Star Trek babes - a Monday morning inane thread.
bluestinger66;118689 Wrote:
greyhairedpete;118543 Wrote:I have them in the same order, but after I kill Zoe, I'd send the coffin to that planet where Spock went when he died. Then I'd bring her back to life like they did to Spock, and I'd F her (Zoe).

THATis ingenius!!!

And there you have it - GrayHairedPete beats the "Kobiyashi Maru" scenario.

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08-01-2011, 03:09 PM
Post: #14
RE: F, Marry, Kill #3 - Star Trek babes - a Monday morning inane thread.
F - Jeri Ryan
M - Jolene Blalock
K - Zoe Saldana
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08-01-2011, 03:11 PM (This post was last modified: 08-02-2011 10:59 AM by The 'Burg.)
Post: #15
RE: F, Marry, Kill #3 - Star Trek babes - a Monday morning inane thread.
Poor Zoe! She's not doing too well.

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